mew-squared: In 2009, a man married a video game character In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
[SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO
themongooseandthesnake: “yeah im a lesbian trapped inside a man’s body” the cishet male laughs as he highfives one of his dudebros. suddenly he gives off a look of pure terror and a piercing shriek as his skin is ripped apart, much to the horror of his crew. his skin falls to the floor and a woman is left standing where he once was. “FINALLY” she roars, kicking one of the dudebros in the dick...
annaharvelle: dont worry under-appreciated character im coming to defend you
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
pepperminttealeaves: serrrrrrrrket: pandacows: the pizza guy’s confusion makes this video so brilliant do u think they payed him probably
through-the-atmosphere: I just… wanna get out of who I am and what I live. Really,I need to cry out loud all of this pain that hits me inside and I can’t control anymore. My heart is been crushed by the weight of my afflictions and I already though in leave this live. But it’s not fair with that - few - persons who loves me. My soul wants to go away. My body is the anchor that keeps me here. ...
tsukumosbloomers: bubblelumps: 1000notes: comedraco: twyll: good posts with a long string of terrible comments good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog. do u ever think the people from those blogs do that on purpose
iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED ASLERT I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME?? update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
How do I plot? I have no idea, so I started searching for useful stuff and stumbled upon this.
neopiacentral: Eyeliner isn’t a game it’s extremely serious and takes years to master it’s kind of like extreme martial arts in a way
franshish: we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind cause your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance well they’re no friends of mine
Tonight on Game of Thrones (3.08)
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mobiuskleinstein: thefoxxybenedict: People shouldn’t be shamed for what they eat Wanna eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat meat? That’s okay Wanna not eat anything the comes from animals at all? That’s okay People shouldn’t be ashamed of what they eat, unless it’s people. Don’t eat people.
would-you-kindry replied to your post: Maybe I should just write that fucking book I’ve… Do it I’m so gonna do it. Maybe it’s time for that Rowling style “I’m so fucking poor and hopeless, guess it’s time to write a bestseller” thing.
svviffer: do you ever just regret 40% of your life
For every person that reblogs this I'll recommend...
treesofreverie: cattypatra: You heard me! As long as this doesn’t get super crazy I will check out everybody blogs and recommend you a young adult book or series I feel you’ll like. I’m really excited so lets do this!! Yes please - I love book recommendations! :)
Maybe I should just write that fucking book I’ve been planning for 7 years…
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova: make a chat system give alerts when someone answers your ask REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT search multiple tags at once MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...
mark-gaytits: Some resources for those writing medieval-type stories: list of medieval jobs more medieval jobs lords of the manor ladies of the manor medieval ladies medieval weapons medieval names more medieval names guide to medieval terms more medieval terms how to write sword-fight scenes armor